4:56pmJeremy

we need that mustache shirt ASAP

4:57pmMichael

I know.. hey check this out… face book is threatening me!

4:57pmJeremy

what did they say

4:58pmMichael

apparently I’ve got too many friends too quickly or something.. they say that the amount of friends requests  is leading them to believe that it’s an abuse facebook policy or something!

4:58pmJeremy

hahah

say sorry!

4:59pmJeremy

nice

you little slut

ps – street says we ARE doing sxsw

4:59pmMichael

I Know. GAAAAAYYYYYY

4:59pmJeremy

could be good

but, whatever

if we get cool press i dont care

fine with me

5:00pmMichael

whatever.. I’m gonna get so hammered drunk that I wont remember anyways

5:00pmJeremy

hahaha

me too

as long as we look like hipsters, it doesn’t matter

you don’t even have to be good

i have an idea

5:01pmMichael

whats the idea? scratches for Pixies cover?

5:05pmJeremy

tomorrow?

after my hair trim

5:05pmMichael

WHAT???

5:05pmJeremy

tomorrow after i get a trim

5:05pmMichael

you told me I COULDNT cut my hair!

5:05pmJeremy

im SHAPING mine

i look like a crack head jesus who cant grow a beard

5:05pmMichael

And now here you are cutting the shit out of yours. You asshole

I look way shittier than you do

5:06pmJeremy

dude, you get girls

i get parents

no scratch that

i scare of adults too

off

5:06pmMichael

that’s not true!

so why not scratches tonight?

5:07pmJeremy

WHY NOT TOMORROW!?

5:07pmMichael

because tomorrow is my DADs Bday

5:07pmJeremy

ugh

let’s just do it with james on saturday

it wont take long

we need to rehearse with him anyway

5:07pmMichael

dick… just suck it up.. what are you doing tonight anyways??

5:08pmJeremy

a) i feel like a elephat is ramming my throat with his husk

b) see above

5:09pmMichael

I see. Ok.

5:09pmJeremy

oh, you’re going to use short sentences on me now huh

I. Can. Play. This. Game.

5:10pmMichael

sometimes I think about how much your guitar tones suck ass and then I eat alot cheese chips with salsa and strawberry wine to forget about it all!!

5:10pmJeremy

well,shutup

listen

5:11pmMichael

what???

5:11pmJeremy

you said “semen” in a song

i win

you said semen in a song

which destroys my terrible guitar tone

5:12pmMichael

up yours pal… I was mad… you try writing lyrics sometime.

5:12pmJeremy

i did

5:12pmMichael

I’m gonna go now and paste this conversation as a blog on the website

5:12pmJeremy

havent you ever heard montell jordans ” this is how we do it?”

i wrote those lyrics

5:12pmMichael

touche’

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