4:56pmJeremy
we need that mustache shirt ASAP
4:57pmMichael
I know.. hey check this out… face book is threatening me!
4:57pmJeremy
what did they say
4:58pmMichael
apparently I’ve got too many friends too quickly or something.. they say that the amount of friends requests is leading them to believe that it’s an abuse facebook policy or something!
4:58pmJeremy
hahah
say sorry!
4:59pmJeremy
nice
you little slut
ps – street says we ARE doing sxsw
4:59pmMichael
I Know. GAAAAAYYYYYY
4:59pmJeremy
could be good
but, whatever
if we get cool press i dont care
fine with me
5:00pmMichael
whatever.. I’m gonna get so hammered drunk that I wont remember anyways
5:00pmJeremy
hahaha
me too
as long as we look like hipsters, it doesn’t matter
you don’t even have to be good
i have an idea
5:01pmMichael
whats the idea? scratches for Pixies cover?
5:05pmJeremy
tomorrow?
after my hair trim
5:05pmMichael
WHAT???
5:05pmJeremy
tomorrow after i get a trim
5:05pmMichael
you told me I COULDNT cut my hair!
5:05pmJeremy
im SHAPING mine
i look like a crack head jesus who cant grow a beard
5:05pmMichael
And now here you are cutting the shit out of yours. You asshole
I look way shittier than you do
5:06pmJeremy
dude, you get girls
i get parents
no scratch that
i scare of adults too
off
5:06pmMichael
that’s not true!
so why not scratches tonight?
5:07pmJeremy
WHY NOT TOMORROW!?
5:07pmMichael
because tomorrow is my DADs Bday
5:07pmJeremy
ugh
let’s just do it with james on saturday
it wont take long
we need to rehearse with him anyway
5:07pmMichael
dick… just suck it up.. what are you doing tonight anyways??
5:08pmJeremy
a) i feel like a elephat is ramming my throat with his husk
b) see above
5:09pmMichael
I see. Ok.
5:09pmJeremy
oh, you’re going to use short sentences on me now huh
I. Can. Play. This. Game.
5:10pmMichael
sometimes I think about how much your guitar tones suck ass and then I eat alot cheese chips with salsa and strawberry wine to forget about it all!!
5:10pmJeremy
well,shutup
listen
5:11pmMichael
what???
5:11pmJeremy
you said “semen” in a song
i win
you said semen in a song
which destroys my terrible guitar tone
5:12pmMichael
up yours pal… I was mad… you try writing lyrics sometime.
5:12pmJeremy
i did
5:12pmMichael
I’m gonna go now and paste this conversation as a blog on the website
5:12pmJeremy
havent you ever heard montell jordans ” this is how we do it?”
i wrote those lyrics
5:12pmMichael
touche’